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08.06.2025 05:58
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Do all armies have the same rank structure?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.